11 other snakes are helping police with their enquiries …
For most of us, the loo is a wonderful refuge from life’s struggles.
Once we’re locked in, all the horrors of the world are safely locked out … or so we like to think.
That’s certainly what Walter Erhart from Graz in Austria thought recently as he settled down for the luxurious experience of one of life’s most basic functions.
Only moments into his number two’s his most tender regions received a direct hit from a 5ft long python which had been lurking in the U bend.
The news didn’t report what I can only imagine was the most frightful commotion as Walter got the hell out of there faster than Usain Bolt on Speed.
Thankfully, the BBC says that he’s made a full recovery and a neighbour, and his 11 other snakes are now helping police with their enquiries.
The moral in the story?
Nobody likes nasty surprises.
And there’s nothing less funny than finding out you’re not going to get your job on time.
So, if you’ve got an important deadline looming why not drop us a line to help you plan ahead?
Food for thought, perhaps, this week?
But for now, …